I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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