the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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