I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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