wanna go halves on a baby?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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