Dual....:-)
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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