Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
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