dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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