Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
