I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Found the puke drawer
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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