Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
