4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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