he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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