why didn't you poke me back
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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