I want to stick my p in your. b.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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