the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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