I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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