yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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