But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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