Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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