I want to stick my p in your. b.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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