i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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