spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
FUCK WHALES
false alarm, still single
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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