I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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