S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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