Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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