so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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