People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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