Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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