Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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