why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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