i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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