weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
did i just pee glitter
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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