***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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