My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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