Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize