she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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