No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Randomize
