i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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