He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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