in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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