i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
