doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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