This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
why is half of my head shaved?
I'm really busy with my period
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