The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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