The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
In America we eat man semen.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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