love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
Randomize
