I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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