So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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