Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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