he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
My butt remains clenched, sir.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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