she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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