SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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