Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
try to milk me bitch
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