but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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