Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
