Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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